Pop music is the best thing ever. This is fact. We love to hear new pop music and we love to tell people all about it.

Here are some musics that are not the best thing ever:

  • Folk music.
  • Industrial music.
  • Blues music.
  • Weird fucking minimal techno music.
  • Awful EDM shit.
  • ‘Jazz’.
  • Noodly post-rock.

We get sent this sort of stuff all the time.

We either ignore it or take the piss out of it on Twitter. Please bear all that in mind if you are using this form.