We would quite like the Little Mix video to look a little bit like this.

Actually here are three other artists we would like to see making a video like this.

1. Britney with various different CGI Britneys dancing around all over the show.

2. Susan Boyle with a selection of inappropriately young people playing the part of her ‘friends’, and nobody making any reference to the fact that Susan’s friends would probably be more her own age in real life.

3. Ed Sheeran. The glitter cannon effect at the end would be Ed bending over and blasting 12kg of grated carrot out of his arsehole.