Somewhere, Heather Small is crying in a corner

Except when she cries it just sounds like an air horn and people point and laugh. :(

(This is Tinchy and Dionne doing the Official Olympic Torch Relay Song.)

(We wonder if there is an official song for every single aspect of the Olympics, thereby allowing any number of failing major label acts a chance to attach themselves to something people are sort of interested in?)

(If so, can we nominate Ed Drewett for something please – maybe Officlal Olympic Ice Cream Vans Outside The Velodrome Song or something like that.)

(Cheers.)