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Those Brits nominationzzzzzzzzzz…

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British male solo artist:

Jamie Cullum, Lemar, Morrissey, The Streets, Will Young

British female solo artist:

Amy Winehouse, Jamelia, Joss Stone, Natasha Bedingfield, PJ Harvey

British album:

Franz Ferdinand ‘Franz Ferdinand’, Keane ‘Hopes & Fears’, Muse ‘Absolution’, Snow Patrol ‘Final Straw’, The Streets ‘A Grand Don’t Come For Free’

British group:

Franz Ferdinand, Kasabian, Keane, Muse, Snow Patrol

British single:

Band Aid 20 ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’, Jamelia ‘Thank You’, LMC vs U2 ‘Take Me To The Clouds Above’, Shapeshifters ‘Lola’s Theme’, Will Young ‘Your Game’

British rock act:

Franz Ferdinand, Kasabian, Muse, Snow Patrol, The Libertines

British urban act:

Dizzee Rascal, Jamelia, Joss Stone, Lemar, The Streets.

Christ this is boring, even by Brits standards. Let’s have a look at Kenzie and Jeremy Edwards in the shower.

That’s better.

British live act:

Franz Ferdinand, Jamie Cullum, Kasabian, Muse, The Libertines

British breakthrough artist:

Franz Ferdinand, Joss Stone, Keane, Natasha Bedingfield, The Zutons

Pop act:

Avril Lavigne, Girls Aloud, Natasha Bedingfield, McFly, Westlife

International male solo artist:

Brian Wilson, Eminem, Kanye West, Tom Waits, Usher

International female solo artist:

Alicia Keys, Anastacia, Gwen Stefani, Kelis, Kylie Minogue

International album:

Killers ‘Hot Fuss’, Maroon 5 ‘Songs About Jane’, OutKast ‘Speakerboxxx/The Love Below’, Scissor Sisters ‘Scissor Sisters’, U2 ‘How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb’

International group:

Green Day, Maroon 5, OutKast, Scissor Sisters, U2

Wake up at the back! Let’s see Jeremy appearing to talk an initially reluctant Kenzie into bed.

Meanwhile, back at the Brits nominations…

International breakthrough act:

Jet, Kanye West, Killers, Maroon 5, Scissor Sisters

Brits 25 best song award:

Joy Division ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’, Kate Bush ‘Wuthering Heights’, Queen ‘We Are Champions’, Robbie Williams ‘Angels’, Will Young ‘Leave Right Now’

Outstanding contribution to music:

Bob Geldof

Difficult to know which, out of pop, proper rock and dance, is the most marginalised by these categories.

Anyway, we prefer some of the nominations as they originally appeared on the official Brits site.

Meanwhile, over on the Popjustice messageboard, Snuff speaks for many when he notes:

“Britney not being nominated is an OUTRAGE! She gets nominated for her shit years and she truly makes a come back and FUCKING Kylie Minogue gets a nomination on the back of Body Language. I am CONSTANTLY annoyed by Kylie Minogue SHITTING over everyone. SIMPLY because “She’s one of us now”. No doubt we will get a SHIT performance all about her SHIT arse. And SHIT Kylie will say in her CRAP English/Australian accent. “I haaaad no Ideaaaa my arse would get all the attention.” I really HOPE that Danni isn’t going to be there. Could we really endure ANOTHER “Me and Kylie went back to Justin’s hotel room!” LYKE OMIGOD DANNI IT’S 4 WEEKS AFTER THAT HAPPEND. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

Well done to the Aloud. I would love it if they performed.”

Well, quite.