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That was quick

Well, seven days is a long time in pop. It’s barely a week since Hussey announced their split but it seems the bigwigs are already appealing for new members.

DO YOU KNOW THE PERFECT HUSSEY?

Then read on……

Yep, the rumours are true! Hussey IS changing its line up. Here at the Hussey website, we have been inundated with emails from true Husseys up and down the country. Well guys and gals, now’s your chance!

With a record deal ready and waiting, Triple A Records will be choosing dedicated and talented stars with a professional attitude to become a part of Britains brightest new pop group. Do you know that you have what it takes? If so, send your cv, including photo and demo to: Triple A Records, PO Box 913, Maidstone Kent ME17 1WQ.

Must have own whore’s outfit.

(We added the last bit ourselves.) The nonchalance with which they’re announcing the failure of the original lineup is astonishing, is it not? Frankly, the sooner the pop industry pulls itself away from the ridiculous belief that pop fans buy into brands more than they do the actual, human members of bands, the better.

(BTW: Something strange happens when you do a Google image search for Gay Marvin. Click here and send us an email if you recognise the guy in the top picture…)