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Never Sometimes win first place

We like the fact that Sugar readers have voted Pink more inspiring than Britney, though don’t really see how that’s a surprise result. It’s like asking a child whether they’d prefer a glass of milk or a two-litre bottle of Coke. Or a line of coke, in fact. More alarming is the fact that Kelly Osbourne has romped in as the 4th most inspirational person on the planet.
“What do you want to be when you’re older?”
“An arrogant, fat, ugly, hypocritical, brattish, spoilt daughter of a laughing stock. With zero talent and makeup by Rolf Harris.”
“That’s nice, dear.”