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Gonna have you naked by the end of this round of golf

Are you having a ‘break’ from your pensionable girlfriend? Is your ex about to get married? Are you wishing you hadn’t taken the piss out of her in your second video? Troubled over the fact that you’re about to watch the only woman you ever loved walk down the aisle?

Don’t get all Minty about it – just chill out, ‘dude’, with a nice game of golf!

	FORE! Justin ‘tees off’ – in a hat! Even during a round of golf a sense of style is of vital importance. Also: a serious face. Because golf is serious business.
	THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Where’s the ball (or, to any professionals reading this, ‘golfball’) going? Nobody knows! This is so exciting! Golf: like all sports, it’s brilliant.
	GOAAAAAALLL!!!!!! Even with a beard, Justin is a genius golfist.
	TIME FOR A LITTLE DANCE Justin, you are not only the king of pop, but the king of golf too. In your face, Fred Durst, Robbie Williams, Jonathan Wilkes and other golf-playing celebrities, etc.

(Translation: Justin appears as ‘The Hustler’ in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005. More info here.)