1. Diana would have fucking LOVED Girls Aloud. There would have been brilliant magazine interviews where Sarah said that Diana was the sixth spiritual Girl Aloud, and then Diana would have done a celebrity iTunes playlist wth ‘Love Machine’ on it, and there would have been some mobile phone YouTube footage of Diana dancing to Biology in a nightclub. It would have amazing.
2. Diana would have never let Harry request Bodyrockers in posho Chelsea nitespots.
1. Her funeral provided some nice backdrop footage for the Pet Shop Boys to sing ‘Dreaming Of The Queen’ in front of.