Astronomically shit
Posted by Popjustice on
Jan 28 2008, 12:03
In order to maintain equilibrium in the world of pop comebacks, the spectacular Take That reunion required countering and the shocking return of East 17 more than balanced matters. Unfortunately the success of the Spice Girls reunion tour then confused matters again, requiring something so unspeakably shit that the impact of the hundreds of thousands of Spice Girls tickets sold worldworld was somehow neutralised.
You will be glad to know that the new Atomic Kitten video restores this delicate balance. Here is the ‘Anyone Who Had A Heart’ video.
That’s £28.00 they’ll never get back. :(
Please enjoy the balance and the peace for the time being – all it’ll take is a semi-decent single from Boyzone and everything will be chaos again.
A new bit of Beyoncé’s ‘Standing On The Sun’ has appeared online 
Madonna was pretty knackered during the MDNA tour 
Summer Camp have announced some things about their new album BITS ABOUT POP
Charli XCX is going on a tour of specific parts of North America
Pitchfork
Pitchfork
‘Nasty’ Nigel Lythgoe has been fired as executive producer of American Idol after 12 years
Billboard
Billboard
Tiesto has remixed Icona Pop’s ‘I Love It’. It’s quite the toe tapper.
Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone
Robyn is back in a studio making some music (involving a keytar)
Twitter
Briefing