A Newsdump for 24 October 2011: From J-Lo’s tears to Jessie J smelling like Britney Spears
» Perhaps unsurprisingly, the recently divorced Jennifer Lopez started to cry during a ‘gig’ after dancers – picked because of their resemblance to her ex-boyfriends – performed routines from her past. (People)
» Justin Bieber‘s next album, ‘Believe’, is planned for next summer and will feature the man-child “sing[ing] his ass-off”. (Billboard)
» Lady Gaga bid $13,000 for the chance to eat dinner with Silvio Dante from The Sopranos. (Forbes)
» The ‘spirit of rock n roll’ is alive and well in Theo Hutchcraft from Hurts. (The Sun)
» Film Director Madonna‘s nerves at the British premiere of her new film probably weren’t helped by fans booing her for not talking to them. (The Telegraph)
» Tinie Tempah would quite like to work with Chris Martin, Gary Barlow and, er, The Script on his forthcoming second album. (Daily Star)
» Labrinth wouldn’t work with Cheryl Cole because she’s “stronger without [him].” (MTV)
» You won’t catch Kelly Clarkson with her “hey-haw” showing. (USA Today)
» Cher Lloyd had a banana milkshake for breakfast this morning. (Twitter)
» And finally, vigilante therapist Jessie J likes to spray herself with Britney Spears’ Fantasy scent before she goes on stage. (The Mirror)
THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.
Nile Rodgers has started working with David Guetta and Avicii 
Beyoncé’s Sound Of Change concert thing is going to be shown on BBC One 
Here’s a clip of Ke$ha drinking her own piss should you be interested in seeing it at all 


























